Friday, 21 May 2010

Want a job paying close to $1.5 MILLION dollars a year?

"If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at who he gives it to" Unknown author

“An astonishing and horrible thing has been committed in the land; The prophets prophesy falsely, and the priests rule by their own power; And my people love to have it so. But what will you do in the end?” (Jeremiah 5:30-31).

“Christians don’t steal or lie, they don’t get divorced or have abortions.” – John Hagee

Praise be to G-d for the good life. That's what YOU can have if you're selected to be the next head of the John Hagee's Cornerstone Church in San Antonio, Texas.

Just think what YOU could do with nearly $30,000.00 dollars per week, TAX FREE. Give a new meaning to the term "shop until you drop?" You Betcha!

When you're exhausted from all that time spent shopping on Rodeo Drive, you can take a break at your nearly 8,000 acre ranch outside Brackettville, Texas and play around in your five lodges, including a "main lodge" and a gun locker. It also includes a manager's house, a smokehouse, a skeet range and three barns and YOUR own private airstrip.

Almost makes one green with envy, huh?

All that bible thumping wearing you down? Then relax in the hot tub of your six-bedroom, 5,275 square-foot Classical Greek mansion in one of San Antonio's most exclusive gated communities. And don't fret about property taxes.

And don't worry about your "golden" years. We'll set up a Rabbi Trust for you just like we have for Mr. Hagee. Contributions to this "Rabbi" trust retirement package are irrevocable and is named after the first beneficiary of such a trust, a RABBI.

Or worry about being an adulterer or abandoning your kids from a past marriage or that missing 11 year gap in your biography, your faithful CC flock will overlook those teeny bits of immorality and let you tell them how to live a good, moral life! More

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