There's a New AIPAC in Town and We Want A Potato Blight Museum in Washington!

(an lwb rerun)
I am tired of my own genetic materials not being properly represented by our Congress. It's time for Irish Americans to form a lobby and implement a leveraged buyout of our Congress to support our peeps over in the Motherland, Fatherland or whatever the heck it is. I understand many of our Congressmen are already familiar with our Irish golf courses. Here is my action plan.

American Irish Political Action Committee to do list;

1. We will raise a political contribution fund of approximately 50 million to buy off our Congress. (Although we may not need that much for this Congress.)
2. We will invest and acquire control of America's mass media. We will begin a campaign to educate Americans about Irish suffering and the hideous discrimination against us. Anyone who in any way criticizes Ireland or an Irishman will be accused of anti-Shamrockism.
3. We will instruct Congress that foreign aid to Ireland will be raised from nothing to 5 billion a year.
4. With this aid Ireland will buy Americas finest stealth bombers and the best military technology.
5. With Ireland's new found wealth it will violate nuclear non proliferation treaties and develop nuclear weapons. Not only will England never screw with Ireland again they will be paying war reparations for past injustices. There will not be a peep from Congress.
6. We will contract an Irish attorney without ethics to write a book called A Case ForIreland.
7. Any Irish who disagree with our program will be labeled self loathing leprechauns.
8. Not content with control of Congress and the media we will begin a campaign to have Irishmen installed as University presidents throughout the country. Hate speak against the Irish will not be tolerated on campus.
9. Saint Patricks day will be a national holiday.
10. A potato blight museum will be built right next to the Washington Monument.
11. Denial of the leprechaun holocaust will no longer be permitted as a matter of law.

Homo Sapiens